Love Story of Atif Aslam (Atif Shocks) 2013

Love Story of Atif Aslam (Atif Shocks)  2013

I Have a GTU Degree can I Get JOB ?

I Have a GTU Degree can I Get JOB ?

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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."


Sardarji says: " Accha , India me to shaadi……… Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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100+ Funny Message Jokes Collection Pack Free Download 2013

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Natu-Bagha were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

Bagha: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

Bagha: Even I did the same thing.. Now, the examiner will think that we both copied.

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Natu-Bagha Jokes

Bagha sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. 


When a person asked what he was doing?


He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

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Funny Jokes On Natu-Bagha

Bagha: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?


Natu: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Natu-Bagha Hindi Jokes

Natu dials a number. A girl receives the call.


Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta.

Natu: Oh sorry Mata Ji. Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, pata nahin yeh Ayodhya kaise mil gaya …!!!

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Bagha orders pizza.


Waiter: Sir, shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?


Bagha: 4 hi karde yaar, 8 khaye nahi jayenge.

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Funny Natu-Bagha Jokes

American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."


Sardarji says: " Accha , India me to shaadi……… Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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Funny Natu-Bagha Jokes

Teacher: A for?

Natu: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Natu: Jai mata di.

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Funny Chanku-Banku Jokes

Banku enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?


Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?


Banku : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

 

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Chanku-Banku Jokes

Chanku went to Mysore palace.


Tourist guide – Santa ji, plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair


Chanku - Oye dont worry yaar. I'll get up when he comes.!!

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Chanku-Banku Hindi Jokes

Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times


Chanku: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara.

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Funny Jokes On Chanku-Banku

Chanku: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.


Wife: Yes darling I still do. Only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

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Chanku-Banku English Jokes

Chanku declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . ..





I'LL GIVE SAME ADVICE TO MY CHILDREN ALSO. .. . .

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Funny Hindi Chanku-Banku Jokes

A donkey kicked Chanku & ran away Chanku ran to catch the donkey. 

He saw a zebra & started beating it & said “SALA, tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai”.

 

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Chanku-Banku Funny Jokes

English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road."
Change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence.


Chanku:- "Oye dekh oye………….. MAAL!"

 

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Funny Hindi Jokes

Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de note nahi chadae jaange. . 





KyonKi



GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai.

 

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Funny Joke On Father & Son

Baap – Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi


Beta – Kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar ke laya hoooon

 

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Chanku-Banku Funny Hindi Jokes

Chanku: Oye tera viah ho gaya?

Banku: Haan.

Chanku: Kuri naal?

Banku: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?

Chanku: Haan, meri behen da hoya si....!

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Funny Hindi Jokes

Chanku – Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

Banku – Gold ring de de

Chanku – Koi badi cheez bata

Banku – M.R.F ka tyre de de.

 

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Chanku-Banku Funny Jokes

Chanku – Yaar, kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.


Banku – Kyon chukkan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, 
ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...

 

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Chanku-Banku Funny Jokes

NASA ne Chanku, Banku or Tinku ko chaand pe bheje. Rocket uda, magar aadhe raste se vapas aa gaye!



Jab unko ko pucha gaya , toh unhone kaha: 

'AAJ AMAWAS HAI, CHAAND TO HOGA HI NAHI NA'!!

 

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Chanku_Banku Jokes

Chanku sends sms to all his friends...


"My cell no. has changed.. Earlier it was Nokia 1100. Now, it is Nokia 6600."

 

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Funny Friends Jokes

2 Friends were watching a beautiful girl.


1st Friend – Kya maal hai yaar..!

2nd Friend – Arey haan. Maal se yaad aya “Bhabi ji kaisi hai. . ..?

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Chanku_Banku Jokes

Chanku goes to hotel & orders Omlette..


Waiter: French or spanish ?

Chanku: Jera marji le aa, Main kehra galan karniya ne...

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Natu: Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors?


Bagha: Because he Ode so much.

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Natu: What’s a Grecian Urn?


Bagha: About twenty thousand drachmas a year after taxes.

 

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Funny Jokes On Natu-Bagha

Bagha: What’s big and gray and writes poetry?


Natu: T.S. Elephant.

 

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Natu-Bagha Jokes In English

Bagha: What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?


Natu: The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.

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Funny English Jokes On Natu-Bagha

Natu: When is a carpenter with a 2x4 like a poem?


Bagha: When he’s a sawin’ it.

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Natu-Bagha English Jokes

Bagha: Where do poets obtain poetic licenses?


Natu: From the DMV, the Department of Metrical Verse.

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Funny English Natu-Bagha Jokes

Natu: Why did the traffic cop give the poet a ticket?


Bagha: For driving without a poetic license.

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes In English

Bagha: Where do poems come from?


Natu: Very Simple, Poe-trees.

 

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Natu-Bagha Jokes

Bagha: How is a book of poetry like O.J. Simpson’s testimony.


Natu: Nobody buys either one of them.

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Funny English Jokes On Natu-Bagha

Question: Why do poets despise writing commercial jingles?


Answer: Because jingles are ad-verse.

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Bagha: What did William Wordsworth mean by “a spontaneous
overflow of emotion recollected in tranquility”?


Natu: Puberty.

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Funny Jokes On Natu-Bagha

Natu: What do baby poets play with?


Bagha: Tanka trucks.

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Natu-Bagha English Jokes

Bagha: Why are poets always so poor?


Natu: Because rhyme doesn’t pay.

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Natu: How does a poet sneeze?


Bagha: Haiku!!!

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Funny English Natu-Bagha Jokes

Natu: Why did the boy poet introduce himself to the girl poet?



Bagha: Because he wanted to meter.

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Bagha: How do poets say hello?


Natu: Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

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English Funny Natu-Bagha Jokes

Bagha: What is a simile?


Natu: It’s like a metaphor.

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Natu: What is a metaphor?


Bagha: For grazin’ yer cattle.

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Funny English Natu-Bagha Jokes

Bagha: What did the poet say to Luke
Skywalker?


Natu: “Metaphors be with you.”

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Funny Jokes On Natu-Bagha

Natu: How do poets say good bye?


Bagha: “I’d like to linger a little longer but it’s getting aliter-ate.”

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Funny English Natu-Bagha Jokes

Bagha : Why didn’t the angry farmer divorce his wife when she traded
their prize milking cow for a book of poetry?


Natu: Because he vowed to love her for butter or verse.

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Natu-Bagha Funny Jokes

Natu : What is the highest honor among Cowboy poets?


Bagha: Poet lariat.

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