Funny CID Jokes :- 2014 Big Hits

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai

Wah Wah…

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai

Irshaad…

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai

Arey bhai, aage bhi to bolo….

Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai :-D

Gutthi Kapil Shayari From Comedy Nights :- Funny Jokes One Of 2014 Big Hit

Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!

Kapil
——
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,

Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,

Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!! :-P

Gutthi
——-
Teri chahat mein na bujhne diya, pyar ka diya..

Teri chahat mein na bujhne diya, pyar ka diya..

Piya, piya o piya piya
Piya , piya oh piya

Kapil
——
Kuch bhi karle eh haseena

Kuch bhi karle eh haseena

Nahi lagega tera chance,

One, two, three , four
Lungi dance, lungi dance

Gutthi to Sidhu
—————–
Paaji.. Gutthi aa gayi aapki,
nahi yeh apne baap ki,
Lekin yeh hai aapki.. Paaji..
Kaindi po
Kaindi pee
Kaindi poo

Kapil Sharma Funny Jokes

A guy from the audience says:
Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun.
Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain.
Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!!

Yeh baat sunkar siddhu says:
Guru,
Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota,
Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota,
Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota,
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha,
Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!

Latest Funny Kapil Sharma Jokes 2014

Teacher: Tum mirror ke saamne baithkar kyun padhte ho…

Kapil Junior:
Madam, Iske 3 faayde hain

1) Padhne ke liye company mil jaati hai
2) Khud par nazar bhi rehti hai
3) Saath mein revision bhi ho jaata hai

Kapil Sharma Funny Jokes 2014

Kiran Kherr: Mera husband bazaar gaya tha aaloo khareedne, 5 din ho gaye.. Abhi tak wapas nahin aaya!

Dadi: To kuchh aur paka leti, Itna wait kyun kar rahi hai?

Funny CID Jokes 2014-15

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

wah wah..

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!

Latest CID Shayari 2014

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge,

Phoolon ke gulshan, ya fir soone shamshan honge,

Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya,

yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon ke nishaan honge!!!