Geography
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and
canoeists.
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Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed
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Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my
eyes? (Germany)
A: Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in Sydney.
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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if
their IQ drops any lower..
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for this
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Technology
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears.
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Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: And accomplish what?
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Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
A: I'm not touching this one...
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Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...
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Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
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Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport
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Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No. Everybody stinks.
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Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
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Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: Yes, but only in sporting supply stores, peoples' garages, and most national parks...
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Q: Give the meaning of the term *Caesarean Section.
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population?
(Italy)
A: Yes. Gay nightclubs.
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Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: This HAS to have been asked by a blonde...
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Q: What does *varicose- mean?
A: Nearby.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Yes. At Christmas.
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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
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Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.
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Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
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Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when you get here.
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Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?
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Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: Another blonde?
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Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: I love this one...there are no rattlesnakes in Australia.
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Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face North and you should be about right.
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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Americans have long had considerable trouble distinguishing between Austria and Australia.
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Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
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Q Are there places in Australia where you can make love outdoors? (Italy)
A: Yes. Outdoors.
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