Funny Jokes On Sardar

1)
 
Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?



2)

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name...