Funny Jokes 2014

Aaj Jo ek aurat ke sath hua woh kisi dushman ke saath bhi na ho…


Subhah uthi?…..

breakfast banaya

lunch banaya

bachoo ko khilaya :-)

Pati ko khilaya. :-) :-)

unhe tayaar karke, tiffin deke bheja!

Joothe bartan ikhatha karke rakh diye!

kapde washing machine mein daal diye..

Phir shower lene chali gai!

bahar nikalkar nail paint lagayi!! :-)

hair dry kiye..

Red suit pehna…

kajal lagaya…

lipstick lagai..

hair style kiya…

Bus duppata hi lene wali thi!!

…Ki uska mobile baja!!

jaise hi usne phone uthaya..

Usse laga jaise kisine garam lohe ka hathoda uske kaan par maar diya ho

aur chillayi…

Kya…??

Kya…..??

Kya bol rahi hai tu ??

Udhar se aawaz aayi: Memsaab mereko bukhar hai ….ajj kaam par nahi aaugi….!!

NAHIIIIIIIIIII….. memsaab behosh!!