1. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
3. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
4. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
5. One day Rajnikant bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday.
6. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
7. When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
8. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
9. Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.
40. Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
11. Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral!
2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
3. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
4. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
5. One day Rajnikant bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday.
6. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
7. When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
8. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
9. Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.
40. Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.
11. Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral!
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