Funny Joke On Teachers

Teacher in class:

Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana

Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…

Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…

Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me
baith ke samosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta…

Chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hain, kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana..
Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya!

Pappu to mom:
“Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai..

Mom: 100 rs!!
khuli loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab aish karenge…

ruk pappu beta mei tere pappa se mangti hu…

MOM TO DAD:
are sunte ho, pappu ke school mein group photo ke liye 200/- mange hai!!