Monday, 8 September 2014

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Rajnikanth One Line Joke Collection : Part 2

1. The ice age ended when Rajnikant lost his cool

2. Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago, death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.


3. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.


4. Rajnikant sneezed only once in his entire life. That was when the tsunami hit.


5. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.


6. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.


7. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes


8. Rajnikant got his driver’s license at the age of  6 seconds.


9. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.


10. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

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