Monday 8 September 2014

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Alia Bhatt Jokes

Alia joined new job.
1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.



Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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