Monday 8 September 2014

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Rajnikanth One Line Joke Collection : Part 3

 1. Initially, Superman couldn’t fly. Then he met Rajnikant. You see, fear gives you wings!!!

 2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!


 3. Rajni once killed  0 men just by saying “BANG”


 4. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.


 5. Rajinkanth can divide by zero.


 6. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.


 7. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.


 8. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe… air comes to hide in his lungs


 9. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….


10. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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