Funny Hindi Jokes

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GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai.

 

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Funny Joke On Father & Son

Baap – Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi


Beta – Kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar ke laya hoooon

 

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Funny Hindi Jokes

Chanku – Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

Banku – Gold ring de de

Chanku – Koi badi cheez bata

Banku – M.R.F ka tyre de de.

 

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Funny Friends Jokes

2 Friends were watching a beautiful girl.


1st Friend – Kya maal hai yaar..!

2nd Friend – Arey haan. Maal se yaad aya “Bhabi ji kaisi hai. . ..?

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Sansani NEWS

Sansani Khabar..............

Ek Sachchi Ghatna Jise Sochkar Insaan Ki
Rooh Tak Kaanp Jaaye,


Lekin Zaalimo Ke Haanth Tak Bhi Nahi
Kaanpe...


GWALIOR Ka Ek

17 Saal Ka Ladka,
Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke The.
Uske Sage MAMA Ne
Behlaa Fuslaa Kar,
Uska



"ENGINEERING Ka Form Bharwa
Diyaa..."

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Snake Recharge Center

Tapu: Dekh teri girlfriend ko
saanp kaat rha hai
kuch to kar,,







Golu: Abe wo kaat nhi rha..
Uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gya hai
to wo RECHARGE
karwane aaya hai... 
Kyoki Wo SRC Hai

Matlab "Snake Recharge Center"

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What Is a Kiss..??

In Maths:- Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips ...


In Biology:- kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.


In chemistry:- kiss is a process of
testing the ph of the lips.


In Physics:- It is a process to charging
a human body ...


In Computer:- Kiss is a local area
network in Which two bodies are
Connected without a data cable..


In Economics:- Kiss is a process in
which Demand is higher than supply !!

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Battery Full

The Happiest moment
for today's generation
is ..






Battery Full. Please
Unplug the
Charger ..

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Then ok!

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of mychoice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates'daughter.

Son: Then ok

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Then ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok!

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Funny Joke On Engineering

Engineering Mind

Interviewer:" You are driving alone in your 2 seater car at night..
Its raining heavily & suddenly you see 3 people waiting for bus

1. An old sick lady who is about to die..

2. Old friend who once saved ur life

3. The perfect Partner u have dreamed about
u can only pick one of them, Which One Would you pick up..??

Engineering student replied:" I would give thecar keys to my old friend
and ask him to take the lady to the hospital &
stay behind to wait for a bus with my Dream Mate...

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Love Story of Atif Aslam (Atif Shocks)

Girl:" Who are you.. ??


Atif:" Mein Ek dard hu ya Ek Ehsaas hu..


Girl:" Tum Mera Picha kyu karte ho.. ??


Atif:" Bekhuda tumhi ho, har Jagah tumhi ho..
 

Girl:" Akhir tum Chahte kya ho.. ??


Atif:" kaise Bataye kyun tujhko Chahe yara Baata na paye..


Girl:" Tum Mere liye kya kar Sakte ho.. ??


Atif:" Jhumu Diwana ban ke tere liye..


Girl Thappad maar ke chali gayi..!!


Atif:" Ab to Aadat si hai mujhko aise Jeene mein...

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Funny CID Jokes

Sansani News




India mein itne Murder nahi huwe jitne CID ne case solve kar diye.....

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Funny Joke On Engineer

3 log Marne ke baad Swarg ke
Darwaje par pahuche...


1st bola - Me Pujari hu maine
aapki Zindagi Bhar sewa ki
mujhe andar aane do...

God - Next...


2nd - Me Doctor Hu... Maine
Zindagi bhar Logo ki sewa ki
mujhe andar aane do...

God - Next...



3rd - Mein Engineer hun....

God - Bas kar Pagle Rulayega
kya, tune sari Zindagi narak me
Guzari hai, chal andar aaja...

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Funny Joke On TV Serials

STAR PLUS Aur COLORS Ka Ek FaydaTo Hai








Jab Ghar Wale Inko Dekh Rahe Ho...


Kitni Der Bhi Phone Pe Kisi Se Lage Raho...

Koi Tension Nahi...

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Karara Jawaab From Boy 2 Teacher

Teacher To Boy:"Ek Taraf Paisa Hai
Ek Taraf Dimag
Tum Kya Choose Karoge ???


Boy:"Paisa...


Teacher:"Galat Main Hoti To Dimag
Leti..


Boy:"Ab Jiske Pass Jo Nahi Hai, Wo
Wahi To Lega

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Funny Joke On BREAK-UP

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha..


Boy was not in that city..


So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfrnd..


He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne
ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..


While delivering florist thought:" Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..


Chalo isse 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hun..


So, he gave 30 instead of 20..



Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uskaa BREAK- UP kyu hua...

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Funny Joke On Wife & Husband

Wife: Ek baat bolu.??

Husband: Bolo,,


Wife: Maaroge to nahi.??


Husbund: Nahi to kya baat hai.??


Wife: mai pregnant hun,,


Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news dar kyu rahi thi.??



Wife: College ke dino me papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi
thi...!!!

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Full form of MUMMY

Full form of MUMMY

M- Mom

U- U Live

M- Many

M- More

Y- Years

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Funny Joke On Japanese

Ek Japani India me aaya..

Airport se usne ek Auto Liya aur hotel ki taraf gaya..

Raste me usko ek Honda car dikhayi di..

Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN... very fast...

Aage usko ek Toyota car ne over take kiya..

Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN... very fast..

Hotel pahuch kar usne driver se
poocha kitne paise hue.. ??

Driver:  RS. 8000..

Japani: Itne paise.. ??
wo kaise.. ??








Driver:" METER made in INDIA..... ''VER­Y VERY FAST..

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Funny Joke On Girls

Ladkiyo ko
samjhana
matlab

32 Gb

jaise kisi
video ko download karna

aur

saala 31.99 GB download
hone
ke
baad








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