Funny Jokes On Natu-Bagha

Natu to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?

Natu: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

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Ladki: Ammi Ammi, Ye Padosi ka Ladka
Mujhe baar Baar kiss kar ke Bhag Jata hai.


Ammi Muskurayi Aur Boli:Bahut
Sharaarti hai, Bilkul apne Baap Pr
Gya hai..







Shadi say pehlay,

Boy: Atlast wo din agaya,

Girl: Tum mujhe chor to nai dogay?

Boy: No way aisa sochna b mat

Girl: Wil u kiss me?

Boy: Yes

Girl: Tumhari zindagi mai koi or to nhi?

Boy: No not at all

Girl: do u love me?

Boy: Yes dear

Girl: Oh dear!!

Shadi k baad

Ab zArA uLta sms pArho.

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Ek var rajnikant abu ambaji farva gayo..

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baka eto navro 6 to game 

tya fare aapde to exam 6 

vanchvanu karo

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Geography

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and

canoeists.

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Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed

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Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my

eyes? (Germany)

A: Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in Sydney.

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)

A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will need watering if

their IQ drops any lower..

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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, so you'll need to have started about a year ago to get there in time for this

October...

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Technology

Q: What is a turbine?

A: Something an Arab wears.

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Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)

A: And accomplish what?

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Q: What does the word *benign- mean?

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)

A: I'm not touching this one...

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Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.

A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)

A: Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...

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Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?

A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

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Q: What is a terminal illness?

A: When you are sick at the airport

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Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)

A: No. Everybody stinks.

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Q: What is a seizure?

A: A Roman emperor.

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