Funny Rajnikant Jokes Collection 2014

Ram aur Raavan bahut serious yuddh kar rahe the..

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechhe kisi ko khada dekha…

Raavan: chal yaar bye.
Ram: kya hua?
Raavan: Kuchh nahin yaar.. bye!
Ram: Arey bata to kya hua?
Raavan: Nahin yaar bas bye, le Sita ko leja!!
Ram: Arey hua kya! Ruk to sahi…
Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe Rajnikant ko bula liya!!!

Rajnikant 2014 Latest Jokes

Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche.

Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the

Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye

Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di

Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji….
Rajnikanth ne machchar udaya…
Apni talwar ghumaai…

Lekin machchar udata raha..

Japani aur Chinese dono hi kaafi khush hue, Aur unhone Rajnikanth se Puchha:
“Machchar to Abhi bhi udd raha hai?”

Rajnikanth ne muskurate hue jawab diya,
“Udd to raha hai, Lekin ab wah kabhi Baap nahin ban paayega”!!

Funny Rajnikanth Jokes 2014

Samsung Launching Rajnikant ‘R’ Series In 2014

Features:
20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47
&
The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly.

Latest Funnest Jokes Collection of Rajnikanth

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!
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Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Saavdhan!
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Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running
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Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz … LIGHT came second…
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Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study, Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study, Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’ But …..
Do u know about Rajnikant……????
Only Agarbatti_ _ _ _ _ _

When Rajnikant was a student! You can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said “statue” to a girl… Now that Statue is know as “Statue of Liberty”
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Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons…. and …. The rain was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948…
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This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-“Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET…”

Rajnikanth Latest Jokes Collection 2014

If you spell ‘Rajnikanth’ wrong on Google
it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikanth?”
It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
 



One night, a ghost was consoling another,
“Don’t worry, I told you it’s all in your mind… There is nothing like Rajnikant”.




Rajnikanth started college.
All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is:
“Rajnikanth’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

Funny Rajnikanth Jokes 2014

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

wah wah..

RAJANIKANT says,

“yenna rascala, mind it”

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!

Top 25 Rajnikanth Jokes – One Liners:- Part 5

21. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

22. Once Rajnikanth forgot his toys near Mumbai, that place is now known as Essel World.

23. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

24. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

25. When Rajnikanth logs on to facebook, facebook updates its status message!

Top 25 Rajnikanth Jokes – One Liners:- Part 4

16. Rajnikanth can answer a missed call.

17. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs.. it’s time for next Windows release.

18. People update status via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikanth updates status via Calculator

19. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look left and right before moving.

20. When God watched Robot, he said, “Oh my Rajinikanth!”

Top 25 Rajnikanth Jokes – One Liners:- Part 3

11. Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it’s an invention.

12. When Rajnikant switches on his AC without closing the door, winter starts in India.

13. Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikant? Because it was Teachers Day!

14. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano

15. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

Top 25 Rajnikanth Jokes – One Liners:- Part 2

6. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

7. The new symbol for the Rupee is actually Rajnikanth’s Signature.

8. Rajnikanth can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes

9. Rajnikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajnikanth’s call!

10. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.

Top 25 Rajnikanth Jokes – One Liners:- Part 1

1. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired

2. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land

3. In Rajnikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajnikanth and his wife

4. Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussaud in his house!

5. Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline

Funny Rajnikanth Jokes 2014

Lord Shiva: Mera Trishul kahan hai ?

Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya.

Shiva: Kyun?

Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye !!!

Rajnikanth One Line Joke Collection : Part 4

 1. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.

 3. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

 4. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.

 5. One day Rajnikant bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday.

 6. Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 7. When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.

 8. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

 9. Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.

40. Rajinikanth was preparing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford Dictionary.

11. Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral!

Rajnikanth One Line Joke Collection : Part 3

 1. Initially, Superman couldn’t fly. Then he met Rajnikant. You see, fear gives you wings!!!

 2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

 3. Rajni once killed  0 men just by saying “BANG”

 4. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

 5. Rajinkanth can divide by zero.

 6. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

 7. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

 8. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe… air comes to hide in his lungs

 9. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….

10. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rajnikanth One Line Joke Collection : Part 2

1. The ice age ended when Rajnikant lost his cool

2. Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago, death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.

3. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.

4. Rajnikant sneezed only once in his entire life. That was when the tsunami hit.

5. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

6. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

7. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes

8. Rajnikant got his driver’s license at the age of  6 seconds.

9. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

10. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

Rajnikanth One Line Joke Collection : Part 1

1. When Pope walks with Rajnikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”

2. Rajnikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box

3. Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajnikanth
4. Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks

5. Once Rajnikanth was walking on the highway, he was caught for over speeding

6. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikanth out. It failed miserably

7. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikanth are his films.

8. When Rajnikanth walks on road, he actually does not walk, the road walks under him.

9. An e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and Rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala.

10. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’leg, after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajnikanth Pj Shayri

Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,

wah wah…. wah wah

Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,

Rajnikanth Ne Phoonk Maari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum.

Rajnikanth Email :- Funny Rajnikanth Jokes

Google was shocked on this,

when it saw rajini’s email id is

gmail@rajnikanth.com!!

Awsome Rajnikanth Jokes 2014

Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and

The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary.

Funny Baap Beta Jokes 2014

Papa:-
Nalayak, Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Mein Baat Ki?? .

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Beta:-
Mujhe Pata Hai Dad Aapko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai
Kyun Ki,
Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte!!