Latest Funnest Jokes Collection of Rajnikanth

Reporter to Rajnikant: how many jokes have been made on you till now?
Rajni: only 2 or 3.
Reporter: only 2 or 3?
Rajni: enna RASCALA! Rest all are facts!
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Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Saavdhan!
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Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running
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Rajnikant participated in 1000 m race and obviously he came first But EINSTEIN died after watching that Coz … LIGHT came second…
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Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study, Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study, Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’ But …..
Do u know about Rajnikant……????
Only Agarbatti_ _ _ _ _ _

When Rajnikant was a student! You can’t guess this one…
Teachers used to bunk!
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While playing once Rajnikant said “statue” to a girl… Now that Statue is know as “Statue of Liberty”
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Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,
no one fools Rajnikant.
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Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons…. and …. The rain was cancelled due to the match.
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Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948…
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This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-“Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET…”